Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Two words: nipple clamps
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