Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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