i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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