Are we in a gay sports bar?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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