told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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