There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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