at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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