yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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