insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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