so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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