my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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