Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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