Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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