Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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