how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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