I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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