did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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