Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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