ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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