Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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