Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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