Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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