dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
