I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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