i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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