Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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