I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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