I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
