The police scanner is talking about you again....
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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