This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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