Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is wine microwaveable?
Sober January is a disaster.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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