This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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