Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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