YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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