Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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