Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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