I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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