everyone is single if you try hard enough
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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