from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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