it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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