found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
