There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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