If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
