woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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