we have officially lost it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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