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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
sex on a bike is impossible
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