I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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