If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
vagina is talking i cant
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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