Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
