Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
