So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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