sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
