I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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